Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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