so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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