you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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