I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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