no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize