the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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