Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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