Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i came on her dog
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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