If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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