brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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