you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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