You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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