so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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