ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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