I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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