CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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