Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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