it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My feet surprised me
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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