Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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