I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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