ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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