what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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