Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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