Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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