why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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