If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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