Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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