Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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