That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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