; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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