No, drunk sperm still make babies.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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