rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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