I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I touched a dick in church today
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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