please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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