We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
