After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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