they need to just BURY HIM!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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