My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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