Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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