the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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