In the future we'll all be gay
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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