He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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