Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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