So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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