Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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