but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Sorry my hands just texted you
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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