So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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