just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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