It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize