Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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