My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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