And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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