What did we do last night that was yellow?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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